Hitman 3 (Zero Punctuation)

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This week on Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee reviewed Hitman 3.
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    The EscapistThe Escapist25 päivää sitten
    • I found the JFK bit they did at the end really entertaining, and was legitimately caught off-guard by the swordfish.

      Soulfire525Soulfire52523 päivää sitten
    • Yeah speaking of the theme song, it never really fit the show at all, kinda can’t believe they’ve been using the same song for like 13 years now. Even the intro has some flavor text dating back to episodes from early ‘08

      PSMSTRPSMSTR24 päivää sitten
    • yhatsee should change his theme song. Been watching for over a decade, at first it was cool, then kinda nostalgic for when people actually listened to rock and metal, now its more akin to an edgy 8 year olds idea of cool. It's just really an odd fit considering theres probably been one or two metal references in the history of yahtsee, maybe even abandon the idea of theme song all together, it is a convenient way to artificially lengthen your videos, but I'm sure you can do the same with actual content.

      garfoonga1garfoonga124 päivää sitten
    • psst, upload the rest of unskippable to youtube

      A ReallyHighElfA ReallyHighElf24 päivää sitten
    • Yahtzee they put the last mission on a train so they could "Railroad" you into a certain playstyle...... I will except your disgust in downvotes and comments filled with your disappointment

      LecherousCthulhuLecherousCthulhu25 päivää sitten
  • I want Freedom Fighters...

    JustPassingThrough34JustPassingThrough3410 tuntia sitten
  • I love the sandbox mode, but the levers were so disappointing compared to the previous installment. None of them even come close to the first Paris level of the first Hitman reboot. The last level in particular is a joke. I wanted an epic concluding mission (not a story). Hokaido is still the best out of those. This was just sad and pathetic.

    Jesper BengtsonJesper Bengtson4 päivää sitten
  • quick message to ioi, LEAVE HITMAN ALONE AND MAKE MINI NINJAS 2 ALREADY GODDAMMITTTT

    Turquoise SorcererTurquoise Sorcerer9 päivää sitten
  • 1:17 "TELL ME MORE ABOUT AUDIBLE SOUND."

    IyasenuIyasenu11 päivää sitten
  • .....

    Mourad SfoMourad Sfo11 päivää sitten
  • Future spinnoff where in an alternate timeline, 47 stops assassinating to become a full time freelance detective.

    jefthereaperjefthereaper16 päivää sitten
  • Why Blood Money is a soft reboot? I thought the first 4 game are a series And then Absolution came with a soft reboot And then Hitman 2016 came with a another soft reboot

    KENNYKENNY16 päivää sitten
  • I'd love to see a redo or a reboot of the Freedom Fighters game, maybe put it in nazi occupied france and make it actually competent or something.

    TheRedneckGamer1979TheRedneckGamer197917 päivää sitten
  • To those of you who skip straight to the comments, there are no spoilers to be had in this review

    Tralfazz74Tralfazz7418 päivää sitten
  • Talked to slow had to watch at double speed your off your game.....lol

    theendofittheendofit18 päivää sitten
  • how do you know what its like to shit on the carpet hmm?

    Hatt and CattHatt and Catt18 päivää sitten
  • Since when has Jack been with Escapist?!?!

    Mike Thieman JrMike Thieman Jr19 päivää sitten
  • Shot a man in Reno just to get the achievement. Well played, old chap.

    ArmchairGravyArmchairGravy19 päivää sitten
  • Complaining about the game being silly when one of the options is to dress up and kill people as a clown...

    sonny_69sonny_6919 päivää sitten
  • i dont think io entertainment holds the rights to kane and lynch....

    Joshua SteinJoshua Stein19 päivää sitten
  • 1:08 "Freedom Fighters!" Wow, someone other than me remembers! And damn, they got a super good soundtrack in that game!

    The Golden KnightThe Golden Knight19 päivää sitten
  • Don't know if I can speak for anyone else, but I'm still disappointed we never got a sequel to Freedom Fighters and would love if they made one! I played through it again a year ago on my original Xbox and it was still a lot of fun!

    OwenOwen20 päivää sitten
  • I have been watching these for almost 9 years and they haven't gotten old yet

    bzefferbzeffer20 päivää sitten
  • I would not be mad, if they would make an sequel to Freedom Fighters :3

    BaranZenonBaranZenon20 päivää sitten
  • I don’t know if I should buy it or not

    Not_NecessaryNot_Necessary21 päivä sitten
  • Yahtzee do seriously think I will pay money for you to watch you slightly earlier then I do right now

    Not_NecessaryNot_Necessary21 päivä sitten
  • Hit man 3: The return of the frozen cod fillets

    Z NZ N21 päivä sitten
  • Yahtzee is on another fucking level goddamn

    Jon MondorJon Mondor21 päivä sitten
  • "Fairy muff" has me hoping we get HuniePop 2 as an April Fool's video.

    Zelos WilderZelos Wilder21 päivä sitten
  • I'm gaming

    Sweet DaveSweet Dave22 päivää sitten
  • ngl that jfk joke at the end made me chuckle

    raislashraislash22 päivää sitten
  • WOuld love a reboot/remake of Freedom Fighters played the shit out of that game BACK IN THE DAY!!

    keo skeykeo skey22 päivää sitten
  • My favorite part of the newer hitman games is just bringing all the explosives I can and blowing everyone sky high

    xDD PandaxDD Panda22 päivää sitten
  • this channel is like a time travel to 2014, but they have a time travel too and do reviews about recent games.

    יוגב מיצנגנדלריוגב מיצנגנדלר22 päivää sitten
  • I want Archer vs Agent 47 movie or a special, and then kick off with a Hitman series starring Johnny Sins

    Diet Dr. BassDiet Dr. Bass22 päivää sitten
  • I understand most of your points but when you admitted to just rushing through the story, man, why do people do that? Like, really, why?

    Dirk GentlyDirk Gently22 päivää sitten
  • Soo... You are Spiffing Brit? Double double.... Shit never noticed.. Why would people pay for you to cheat? Love I get banned for 30 days why shitters do what they do. You get paid twice to do the same thing.. I am in the wrong job...

    Jason LeonJason Leon22 päivää sitten
  • Frustrating to see reviewers complain about being handheld through the missions when you can just disable the handholding in the options

    thenayancatthenayancat22 päivää sitten
  • Did Yahtzee only now finally realise why people like these games?

    Paul LeinsPaul Leins22 päivää sitten
  • this review was wrong and bad

    Sam WSam W23 päivää sitten
  • Swordfish

    Jeff BashamJeff Basham23 päivää sitten
  • You know, with all the games cited by people as causing violence in people, I'm honestly surprised the Hitman series was never mentioned by them 😅

    JeremyJeremy23 päivää sitten
  • Oh my stars, I would LOVE to see a mordern Freedom Fighters. That game was great.

    Nihtgenga LastnamegoeshereNihtgenga Lastnamegoeshere23 päivää sitten
  • yeah just could never get into this series

    TheCreepyproTheCreepypro23 päivää sitten
  • Ah whatever yahtz i know you live in Australia and we both know its hot as fuck right now

    Darcy MossDarcy Moss23 päivää sitten
    • He lives in the states

      J DJ D22 päivää sitten
  • The best way to play the newest Hitman trilogy is turn off all the assists! You actually have to think to solve the giant puzzles set for you and fully explore the maps to find all the pieces. Sure it takes waaaaaaaay longer but it’s so satisfying when you figure it out!

    Joseph Embleton-SmithJoseph Embleton-Smith23 päivää sitten
  • Lol Pay for add free viewing. *Laughs in add block*

    S HaneyS Haney23 päivää sitten
  • 0:42

    TronnusTronnus23 päivää sitten
  • Pfft noob. Oswald should have dressed up as Jackie.

    Broken Lantern XBroken Lantern X23 päivää sitten
  • Can't agree enough with the situation being the worst part, they are really well made and funny sure, but they really limit your options if you want to assassinate targets without having your hand held. There are a billion people with eyes in every direction so you kinda have to do a situation to get the target somewhere safe (or not so safe i guess) That is if you don't want to throw pennies around all the time.

    G0LDG0LD23 päivää sitten
  • Why does Yatzee's hat click onto his head?

    Andy RenAndy Ren23 päivää sitten
  • 5:25 I'm sorry he was trying to assassinate a *president* ... during a *parade* ... and hoped no one would notice?

    S BS B23 päivää sitten
  • Hitman is 1% gameplay, 99% desperately trying to figure out how to do anything remotely productive (murder-wise) without setting off an instant and permanent cock-up cascade. I'd rather play Dark Souls or Nioh, to be honest... at least when they kill me, I can go back and try something completely different, rather than stare at the game for five hours trying to guess exactly, exactly, EXACTLY how to do things "right". I could shoot some magic, bait the enemy to a better combat area, try another weapon or stance/grip mode. In Hitman, you get to guess, try, fail and guess again. "Oh, he could totally see me from way over there. Huh. Oh I see, some youtuber solved that by tossing a coin past him first, that makes total sense for a trained security guard to be distracted by that for the ten seconds it took to strangle that target behind a low hedge." Not my idea of a fun game.

    Hazukichan XHazukichan X23 päivää sitten
  • Wait... He said "BART Station"... This guy's in the bay area, like me! That's awesome!

    Grant StokesGrant Stokes23 päivää sitten
  • But for real though, we need Freedom Fighters remake or a sequel already

    Harbind BrarHarbind Brar24 päivää sitten
  • Disgust. Hate. Rage, Even.

    Johannes GutenburgJohannes Gutenburg24 päivää sitten
  • They should immediately start working on sequels for freedom fighters and kane and lynch 2 !!!

    Average GigelAverage Gigel24 päivää sitten
  • I'd actually be interested in another Kane and Lynch, it sucked as a game but was actually pretty compelling as a piece of art

    Coconut HeadCoconut Head24 päivää sitten
  • When Kane and Lynch has better and more consistent gameplay than this, you know you fucked up big time.

    Gregor McscrungusGregor Mcscrungus24 päivää sitten
    • @Gregor Mcscrungus Yeah the story is what keep me going in Kane and Lynch if one thing i would like in Kane and Lynch 3 is better AI,more open level's ,multiple choice's, mission variety,longer and online and that's it that's all i'm asking for.

      The CrowThe Crow24 päivää sitten
    • @Gregor Mcscrungus Yeah it' been what 11 year's since Kane and Lynch 2 Dog Days came out im just waiting IO or Square Enix whoever own's Kane and Lynch to make a 3rd beacuse Dog Days ended on a clifhanger we need a satysfing conclusion .The reason Kane and Lynch has better story than Hitman Trilogy beacuse you have these 2 guy's who are human's they make mistake's, show emotion's and have chemistry where Agent 47 is just a clone who displays any human emotion he almost act's an obidient slave.

      The CrowThe Crow24 päivää sitten
    • @The Crow It's weird. Kane and Lynch is like the opposite of Hitman. Crappy gameplay, but it has a great story that's packed with emotion, and is also really "Unsafe" in terms of appeal

      Gregor McscrungusGregor Mcscrungus24 päivää sitten
    • Kane and Lynch had an amazing story but the gameplay definately needed improvement overral i love to see Kane and Lynch 3 . Hitman need's to take a break.

      The CrowThe Crow24 päivää sitten
  • I love it when youtubers start asking for money before showing u the content 😎

    Fabian RojasFabian Rojas24 päivää sitten
  • My burning question is why is gasoline burning when I flame myself.

    dosdurosdosduros24 päivää sitten
  • Yes for the love of god please make another Freedom Fighters game.

    MCHellshitMCHellshit24 päivää sitten
  • To be fair, it's not like anyone in-universe is going to get tired of Agent 47's corny jokes when he's constantly killing his audience.

    Lima LoringLima Loring24 päivää sitten
  • So after playing all three games in the series, Yahtzee finally decided to not play the game in tutorial mode. Well done, Yahtzee, you can now put on your big boy pants.

    RichardRichard24 päivää sitten
  • Why can I not post? Ok it stuck. Who remember the Mary Whitehouse Experience? Nobody. Anyway, back to serious matters... I can’t believe Yahtzee actually believes Lee Harvey Oswald assassinated president Kennedy! It’s less cannon/lore/commonly believed than [reference to current affairs/politics and vague relation to video game industry joke]. Amirite?! Edit: Hannah Montana’s virginity bracelet! Hannah Montana is a video game. Or am I thinking if two scary twins I forget the name of.

    JackamomoJackamomo24 päivää sitten
  • Suit only Silent assassin for the actual game. Mission Stories and disguises are good for learning the levels. If you just played each level once with a 0 star rating your wasting your money and not really playing the game IMO.

    DrakeusMaximusDrakeusMaximus24 päivää sitten
  • 3:28 HitmaGAGA XD

    Luis-Raul Diaz-RiosLuis-Raul Diaz-Rios24 päivää sitten
  • e-begging is over at 0:30

    KaiserSchnitzelKaiserSchnitzel24 päivää sitten
  • Omg. I just realized I want a James Bond RPG (a JRPG if you will). I want classic FF-esc sprites and power ups like martinis. You can build a party of Bond girls and drive a chocoBond car.

    Collin MillerCollin Miller24 päivää sitten
  • Too soon Yahtzee! It was only 50 years man

    Christopher GreensidesChristopher Greensides24 päivää sitten
  • The part of Hitman that I liked so much is finding out the mission story for yourself, and solving the puzzle using your knowledge of the game’s mechanics.

    Matt From Wii SportsMatt From Wii Sports24 päivää sitten
  • Freedom fighters was awesome 😩

    Charlie PrinceCharlie Prince24 päivää sitten
  • Mission stories coddle players and ruin the experience. Turn em off; play Hitman.

    SeriousMcnegativeSeriousMcnegative24 päivää sitten
  • Shot a man in Reno just to get an achievement...Lol

    Corey SierchioCorey Sierchio24 päivää sitten
  • I mean, you could just turn Mission Stories off if it’s really a bother. I never have them on even when I was going through the levels the first time. It means I can explore around without caring about where the guiding hands take me.

    X.A.N.AX.A.N.A24 päivää sitten
  • I remember playing Hitman Blood Money. In the mission where your primary disguise was a Santa hat like the rest of security, I climbed up on top of the elevator then fished for guards with my garrote wire. Every time I thought I ran out of guards and could safely go for my target, I'd drop down into the elevator and fine another guard. Eventually I had the entire guard staff on top of that elevator. Walked up and stealthily poisoned the guy's drink. Didn't get a great score from that, so I loaded a save and brought a sniper rifle. Shot out the bottom of his glass hot tub that, if I remember right, was suspended over a ravine. Too funny.

    BaoHadirBaoHadir24 päivää sitten
  • FREEDOM FIGHTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Taylor WallTaylor Wall24 päivää sitten
  • It feels odd to criticise the game for the cartoonish absurdity of 47 being a blatantly obvious killer when, at least from I played of Hitman 2, that's part of the humour. The game is played half for jokes and the other half entirely straight, the plot and setting thinks it's part of a serious spy thriller while the game knows it's a sandbox playground, 47 is a Looney Tunes character that thinks he's a serious spy. You're not supposed to treat the targets as genuine threats because the moment they're a target they're transported from the plot into the game where the main character can you use a starfish as a shuriken and blow a man off a roof with a massive industrial fan.

    TheUndeadGentlemanTheUndeadGentleman24 päivää sitten
  • Have you seen this man O""O..

    LEX Maximaguy87LEX Maximaguy8724 päivää sitten
  • I wonder if you ever reviewed the mechanicus

    zozo 4zozo 424 päivää sitten
  • Back in the old canon Hitman Absolution had sexy Assassin Nuns, they were new in this very well worn plot lets bring them back.

    endless013endless01324 päivää sitten
  • My favorite way to play the new Hitman trilogy is with just one save. You gotta take out the first targets all in one go, save, and then go for the final one.

    capnfoocapnfoo24 päivää sitten
  • That was one of the best credit animations lol

    David TeachoutDavid Teachout24 päivää sitten
  • I REAALY want IOI to work on Payday 3

    Banjo PotatoBanjo Potato24 päivää sitten
  • What’s the intro song?

    Banjo PotatoBanjo Potato24 päivää sitten
  • Only Yahtzee could tell a JFK assassination joke and it ends up not being "too soon"

    accquizzeraccquizzer24 päivää sitten
  • Haven’t played Hitman 3 yet, but one of my favourite things in this series was pulling off “silent assassin”, “suit only” and “sniper assassin” all in one go in the Miami level. It took hours and lots of thrown briefcases, but it was worth it.

    LOZFFVIILOZFFVII24 päivää sitten
  • The "people don't recognise Hitman" thing is just a silly part of the silly gameworld. That way, Hitman can be set in Dubai or India, and the pale, stern-faced man doesn't suspiciously stick out because everyone is pretending, so you get a sandbox you can play in.

    RG001100RG00110024 päivää sitten
  • The mission stories are by far the best parts of the levels actually. Just turn the hints off so that you actually have to explore the level to discover them. It makes the whole experience so much more rewarding rather than following sign posts to the next part of the objective.

    Rob GreeneRob Greene24 päivää sitten
  • I'm just glad Yahtzee became who he is and Raiden of FIstart. Or maybe Johnny Cage..

    Brandon CobbBrandon Cobb24 päivää sitten
  • Too soon...

    CorbaldCorbald24 päivää sitten
  • This was the first episode instead of just being like. Oh, this is why I love you. I said yeh, ya, yeah. After everything you said and I love the series.

    PirateBucklesDelToroPirateBucklesDelToro24 päivää sitten
  • wait a sec... tuna flavored after shave? not tuner scented after shave? Who taste tests the after shave then? I don't think its good for you or the sharks to eat after shave >__

    MobCatMobCat24 päivää sitten
  • VR? this game has VR suport for all the missions...

    Enrique AlcazarEnrique Alcazar24 päivää sitten
  • Why subtitles have punctuation?

    MrDiscaneMrDiscane24 päivää sitten
  • "Getting caught removing a waiter's trousers in a laundry room" is much more of a Murder She Wrote storyline.

    Adrian ColleyAdrian Colley24 päivää sitten
  • I still say nothing beats tracking down the shady operators of a world-influencing organization, squaring off, and taking them out with a fish.

    Mike JacksonMike Jackson24 päivää sitten
  • Wait.... ioi? Like, from Ready Player One?

    Tzisorey TigerwufTzisorey Tigerwuf24 päivää sitten
  • The BART station reference will miss a lot of people who are not from around or have ever been to SFO.

    MatuseMatuse24 päivää sitten
  • Wow, I completely forgot to call the service guy about my pit of rotating knives. Thanks Yahtz!

    MatuseMatuse24 päivää sitten
  • Hitman... 3? You mean, there was Hitman 2? Oh, okay.

    ----24 päivää sitten
  • Someone ask Yahtzee how he is naturally sexy

    LOZI derbLOZI derb24 päivää sitten
  • I mean honestly I disagree with Yahtz on the mission stories. I love uncovering the different layers of characters, plots and stuff in each mission. Also 47's dialogue is absolutely hilarious.

    PhrophetsamPhrophetsam24 päivää sitten
  • Murder to death? So there's a murder survivors then?

    Rinrin FranRinrin Fran24 päivää sitten